When You Have Nothing To Say,Say Nothing.
Monday 31 October 2011
REVISION: How True! Chinese Philosophy
沒錢的時候,養豬;
有錢的時候,養狗。
When without money, keep pigs;
When have money, keep dogs.
沒錢的時候,在家裡吃野菜;
有錢的時候,在酒店吃野菜。
When without money, eat wild vege at home ;
When have money, eat same wild vege in fine restaurant.
沒錢的時候,在馬路上騎自行車;
有錢的時候,在客廳裡騎自行車。
When without money, ride bicycle;
When have money, ride exercise machine.
沒錢的時候,想結婚;
有錢的時候,想離婚。
When without money, wish to get married;
When have money, wish to get divorced.
沒錢的時候,老婆兼秘書;
有錢的時候,秘書兼老婆。
When without money, wife becomes secretary;
When have money, secretary becomes wife.
沒錢的時候,假裝有錢;
有錢的時候,假裝沒錢。
When without money, act like rich man;
When with money, act like poor man.
人 啊,都不講實話:
Man, O Man, never tells the truth:
說股票是毒品,都在玩;
說金錢是罪惡,都在撈;
Says share market is bad but keeps speculating;
Says money is evil but keeps accumulating.
說美女是禍水,都想要;
說高處不勝寒,都在爬;
Says women are trouble-makers but keeps desiring them;
Says high positions are lonely but keeps wanting them.
說煙酒傷身體,就不戒;
說天堂最美好,都不去!!!
Says smoking & drinking is bad but keeps partaking;
Says heaven is good but refused to go.
鄉下早晨雞叫人,
城裡晚上人叫雞;
In the rural area, chicken calls man awake;
In the cities, man calls for chickens.
舊社會戲子賣藝不賣身,
新社會演員賣身不賣藝。
In the past, famous actresses will not sell their bodies;
Now, actresses will sell their bodies to become famous
人生是什麼?
What is life about?
1 歲時出場亮相
At one, YOU are the top priority
10 歲時功課至上
At ten, academic excellence is the top priority
20 ? q時春心盪漾
At twenty, getting dates is the top priority
30 歲時職場對抗
At thirty, a good career is top priority
40 歲時身材發胖
At forty, keeping your body in shape is top priority
50 歲時打打麻將
At fifty, beating others at mahjong is top priority
60 歲時老當益壯
At sixty, keeping IT up is top priority
70 歲 時 常常 健忘
At seventy, remembering something is top priority
80 歲時搖搖晃晃
At eighty, moving around is top priority
90 歲時迷失方向
At ninety, knowing directions is top priority
100 歲時掛在牆上
At 100, having your portrait on the wall is top priority!
祝大家愉快,好好做人!
Be good and God Bless!
Hugs&Kiss @delina@
Wednesday 28 September 2011
Manglish Very Short One
MANGLISH is short for Malaysian English.There's like 98% of us are using this langguage in everyday life.The words..The tone..The sound of the sentence..though some might argue that is MANGLED ENGLISH. Its syntax and grammar may be scattered to the monsoon but its succinct vocabulary and economy of words can't be faulted. Compare these sentences and see how much shorter and concise the Manglish version is. :P
English: Would you turn off the fan?
Manglish: Off the fan.
English: Oh dear,i'm going to be in deep trouble.
Manglish: Die!
English: Would you be so good as turn on the tap,please?
Of course!
Manglish: Can on the tap-ah?
Can!
English: Hi.Lucy.Haven't seen you for a long time.How are you?
Manglish: Hi,Lucy! Long time no see! So how?!
English: Would you happen to have some coins?May I borrow 50sen please?
Manglish: You got coins or not? Can borrow 50 sen-ah?
English: Siva,you seemed to have lost some weight.
Manglish: Siva,you gone down oredi.
English: These durians are really good!
Manglish: Nice-lah the durian!
English: I'm not in the mood for a movie.
Manglish: No mood for movie-lah!
English: It's not necessary for you to trouble yourself.
Manglish: No need!
English: Why is that idiot honking away?
Manglish: That idiot horn for what?
English: I'd like to order a glass of plain water.
Manglish: Sky juice one!
English: Encik Kamal is out of town.
Manglish: Encik Kamal outstation!
English:Why aren't you wearing your pants?You should be ashamed of yourself.
Manglish: Why you dont wear pants??? Shame-shame-lah!
English: They asked me to sing a song at the karaoke.I was so embarrased.
Manglish: They ask me to sing karaoke.Shy only.
English: What are you talking about?That's absolutley ridiculous!
Manglish: You talk what?Rubbish-lah!
English: He's quite an unusual character.
Manglish: He's one kind one-lah!
English: I have yet to pay the summons
Manglish: Norchet pay the saman.
English: Would you reverse your car?
Manglish: Gostan!
English: Would you like some rambutans for dessert?
I don't want,thank you.
Manglish: You want rambutan for dessert or not?
Dowan,thanks.
English: Why are you so long winded?
Manglish: Talk so much for what?
English: She's always lying through her teeth,she's beyond help!
Manglish: She always bluff one.Gone case-lah she.
There are many of them.but until this only for now.will be continued..stay tune ^.^
English: Would you turn off the fan?
Manglish: Off the fan.
English: Oh dear,i'm going to be in deep trouble.
Manglish: Die!
English: Would you be so good as turn on the tap,please?
Of course!
Manglish: Can on the tap-ah?
Can!
English: Hi.Lucy.Haven't seen you for a long time.How are you?
Manglish: Hi,Lucy! Long time no see! So how?!
English: Would you happen to have some coins?May I borrow 50sen please?
Manglish: You got coins or not? Can borrow 50 sen-ah?
English: Siva,you seemed to have lost some weight.
Manglish: Siva,you gone down oredi.
English: These durians are really good!
Manglish: Nice-lah the durian!
English: I'm not in the mood for a movie.
Manglish: No mood for movie-lah!
English: It's not necessary for you to trouble yourself.
Manglish: No need!
English: Why is that idiot honking away?
Manglish: That idiot horn for what?
English: I'd like to order a glass of plain water.
Manglish: Sky juice one!
English: Encik Kamal is out of town.
Manglish: Encik Kamal outstation!
English:Why aren't you wearing your pants?You should be ashamed of yourself.
Manglish: Why you dont wear pants??? Shame-shame-lah!
English: They asked me to sing a song at the karaoke.I was so embarrased.
Manglish: They ask me to sing karaoke.Shy only.
English: What are you talking about?That's absolutley ridiculous!
Manglish: You talk what?Rubbish-lah!
English: He's quite an unusual character.
Manglish: He's one kind one-lah!
English: I have yet to pay the summons
Manglish: Norchet pay the saman.
English: Would you reverse your car?
Manglish: Gostan!
English: Would you like some rambutans for dessert?
I don't want,thank you.
Manglish: You want rambutan for dessert or not?
Dowan,thanks.
English: Why are you so long winded?
Manglish: Talk so much for what?
English: She's always lying through her teeth,she's beyond help!
Manglish: She always bluff one.Gone case-lah she.
There are many of them.but until this only for now.will be continued..stay tune ^.^
Wednesday 24 August 2011
Fun,Busy,Noisy Life
Hey! Watcha doin'? So here I am updating my 3rd post on my blog. Quite busy actualy.With all kids stuff..this thing,that things,pack pack,and many more. Havin 2 kids are much diffrent than having one. I feel like in a zoo you know what I mean?With all the noises from Adelya,crying baby Aiden..and noisy noise that came out from me,bubbling all day everyday..haha..Well,that's what all mums do everday..yelling and bubbling. But its fun actualy. :)
..................Actualy I have lots of things to talk about.Its just I dont know where to start..hmmm ~.~ quite blurr myself....................
Oh yah.. So holiday is coming next week and so do Hari Raya and also Merdeka Day! Yay! I'm not that excited about the holiday part..Holiday means no school.No school means Adelya's having school holiday.Wait! does that sounds the same? =.= whatever.. haha.. why I'm not excited? Because when Adelya go to school,the house seems so calm a bit..at least for 4hours..dont count Aiden in because he's asleep until noon! So I'm kinda can relax and do housework and have my own time.So thats why ^.^
Talking about Aiden..I put him into a baby contest in Facebook (Please Vote for him!). and the vote still going on..hehehe..so excited about the contest. Aiden quite charming actualy..He can smile and laugh easily when you play with him.He just loves smilling and laughing. I took a lot of his pictures smilling. He dint cry that much. He loves his sister and very excited everytime Adelya sit and play with him.Both of them loves each other. Aiden already 4month now.He gain 2kg last month which makes him 10kgs now. And on the night he turn 4month,he can turn back on his tummy! haha.. He just so adorable..
Adelya is quite a good sister when its come to helping me taking care of Aiden.She will sing and tell a story to her little brother and Aiden just staring at her with excited eyes..Yes she is naughty,stuburn and hot temper sometimes..but she did a great job in taking care of her little brother..I loves her and her brother so much! muah! muah! muah!
Their father is rarely at home because he needs to work and have many things to do with his business...He's very busy..everyday..and only free on saturday afternoon and on Sunday where he spend all his time with us.I loves weekend because we can spend our times together..
hmm..I guess I gotta go now.I want take a nap for few minutes before get to do the chores and pack some stuff.See ya on next blog! daaa~
: writting a blog is quite fun..hehehe..loves it when i can talk much in here than facebook and twitter.But still,Facebook is 1st,Twitter is 2nd and blog in the 3rd place!
..................Actualy I have lots of things to talk about.Its just I dont know where to start..hmmm ~.~ quite blurr myself....................
Oh yah.. So holiday is coming next week and so do Hari Raya and also Merdeka Day! Yay! I'm not that excited about the holiday part..Holiday means no school.No school means Adelya's having school holiday.Wait! does that sounds the same? =.= whatever.. haha.. why I'm not excited? Because when Adelya go to school,the house seems so calm a bit..at least for 4hours..dont count Aiden in because he's asleep until noon! So I'm kinda can relax and do housework and have my own time.So thats why ^.^
Talking about Aiden..I put him into a baby contest in Facebook (Please Vote for him!). and the vote still going on..hehehe..so excited about the contest. Aiden quite charming actualy..He can smile and laugh easily when you play with him.He just loves smilling and laughing. I took a lot of his pictures smilling. He dint cry that much. He loves his sister and very excited everytime Adelya sit and play with him.Both of them loves each other. Aiden already 4month now.He gain 2kg last month which makes him 10kgs now. And on the night he turn 4month,he can turn back on his tummy! haha.. He just so adorable..
Adelya is quite a good sister when its come to helping me taking care of Aiden.She will sing and tell a story to her little brother and Aiden just staring at her with excited eyes..Yes she is naughty,stuburn and hot temper sometimes..but she did a great job in taking care of her little brother..I loves her and her brother so much! muah! muah! muah!
Their father is rarely at home because he needs to work and have many things to do with his business...He's very busy..everyday..and only free on saturday afternoon and on Sunday where he spend all his time with us.I loves weekend because we can spend our times together..
hmm..I guess I gotta go now.I want take a nap for few minutes before get to do the chores and pack some stuff.See ya on next blog! daaa~
: writting a blog is quite fun..hehehe..loves it when i can talk much in here than facebook and twitter.But still,Facebook is 1st,Twitter is 2nd and blog in the 3rd place!
Thursday 4 August 2011
Testing 1, Testing 2, Testing 3.
Whatssup?! Naa~ I'm just trying to bloggie using my iPhone. Wanna see how is it going on on the computer later.
Wednesday 3 August 2011
My First Blog!
Hey ya~ Did ya see that??? I have BLOG~ (Welcome to 5 years ago!)
LOL! I feel like an idiot for the first time here because I don't even know what should I do here.
Now,what should I say here? Oh Yeah! This blog is so cool.I can do anything I like. I can right?
Well,I want to thanked my Bestie Angelina for helping me adding a song into my blog.Heheh..I will need her in this blog since I'm a new human in here.
Did you guys like my background? I think the chicks are cute! I stil finding a pretty background for my blog.
My blog stil need more things in it and I don't realy have much time on it since I have to take care of my kids.
But I am sure will write everything here on my free time.I have a lot of things wanna talk about here.teheee :D
Got to go now.Aiden is cring for milk.Hehe..See ya soon!
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